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THE RABBIT AND THE SNAKE
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A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are, so they decide to feel each other. The rabbit says:
- You feel me first.
The snake says okay, and he starts feeling the rabbit.
He says:
- Well, you have fur all over, and a little cotton tail, and two long ears, and big back feet...
The rabbit says:
- I know! I'm a rabbit! Yippee!
Then the rabbit feels the snake.
He says:
- Okay, you're long and thin, and slimy all over, and there's a little forked tongue...
The snake says:
- Oh no, I'm a lawyer.
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