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GORILLA REMOVAL SERVICE
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This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one.
- Is it a boy or girl Gorilla? - the service guy asks.
- Boy, - is the mans' response.
- Oh yeah, I can do it. I'll be right there.
An hour later the service guy shows up with a stick, Chihuahua, shotgun and a pair of hand cuffs. He then gives the man some instructions.
- Now, I'm going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls. When he does, the trained Chihuahua will bite the gorilla's balls off. The gorilla will then cross his hands to protect himself and allow you to put the handcuffs on.
The man asks:
- What do I do with the shotgun?
- If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the dog.
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EAR TODAY
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A man walks into a pub, goes up to the bar:
- Pint of your best! - he says to the bar man.
Whilst waiting for his drink he notices that Vincent Van Gogh is sitting at one of the tables. He goes up to him and says:
- Are you Vincent Van Gogh?
- Yes, - the old man replies.
- Do you want a pint?
- No, ta. I've got one `ere.
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BROKEN COMPUTERS
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An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the tech concluded that the computer needed to be brought in and serviced. He told her:
- Just unplug the power cord and bring it up here and I will fix it.
About fifteen minutes later she shows up at his door with the power cord in her hand.
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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID
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Yo mama so stupid I saw her down the street talking into an enevlope and i said what are you doing,she said sending a voice mail
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BLONDE OVERDUE
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A blonde goes into a library and cheerfully says:
- Hi! I'm here to see the doctor!
In a stern, but hushed voice, the librarian says:
- Miss, this is a library.
So the blonde lowers her voice and says:
- Oh sorry! - Then whispers, - I'm here to see the doctor.
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