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HONEST LAWYER
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An investment counselor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, so she began interviewing young lawyers.
- As I'm sure you can understand, - she started off with one of the first applicants, - in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question.
She leaned forward.
- Mr. Peterson, are you an *honest* lawyer?
- Honest? - replied the job prospect. - Let me tell you something about honesty. Why, I'm so honest that my father lent me fifteen thousand dollars for my education and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case.
- Impressive..... And what sort of case was that?
The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted:
- He sued me for the money.
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